musings by Lar Patrao

I, Lara Christine Patrao was formed and erected in Abu Dhabi, United Arab Emirates by Indian and Filipino parents.
 At the turn of the century (1917 year), my family migrated to Canada. I was very angry of having to move because am
scared of white people and still am. From a very young age, I have been trying to cover my own insecurities
for I have been seeking validation from peoples in the internet all over the globe through their respective
histories, cultures and languages. Although anthropology and human culture is the primary focus of my small
 ignorant mind, in which I type in Google  everyday and copy-paste it to my social media platforms and claim
these copied information as my own (have been flagged a couple of times), other means of erotica studies are
of interest to me as well including political science (BASICALLY, JUSTIN TRUDEAU), psychology (CAUSE i got
 issues with my brown self, small lips and greasy tangled hair), sociology (SOCIAL CLIMBER is my game) – and
 even astrology (BECAUSE I give no value in my faith and would rather put my life in the hands of the sun, moon
 and stars). I ALMOST HELD A degree in International Relations but dropped out and felt that I was smarter than
everyone in the department and went to study about putting on  make up to the deceased and is now pursuing my
training in cleaning peoples' feets at a SPA in Calgary, an ancient North Indian classical traditional cult form.
 I regard my cult and weak faith as the cornerstone of my individuality despite the fact that I cuss a lot and
curse my parents on my Twitter account (@ larajaan --archives).
???A few other things I enjoy are erotic music and tribal dance, brown beauty, personal style and naked fashion,
facial photography (Yes guise, taking selfies is fotography lmao) and filmography (taking videos of the self
 stripping to clothes hauls and snapchat stories is considered filmography ), home decor (faux fur can
 do so much for a bazic turd), good food (and pretending to know how to cook em) and new experiences
(sex , grinding boys, eating boys, forcing boys to watch movies with me on Skype), travel( home-downtown
 mall-home-clubbing-home), literature (Anne's concubine) and writing (involves talking shit about other peoples)
and of course, learning how to fake apologies. While I have a love for erotic world music, I have a special
love for North Indian classical and semi-classical music. My sign is in Aquarius, moon in Gemini and ascendant in
Leo.
???My passion for being pretentions has inspired me to create an excuse for a blog because I always fail
to fool people about all my pretentious interests and being an actual genuine person here in cow town.

LARA PATRAO

I, Lara Christine Patrao was formed and erected in Abu Dhabi, United Arab Emirates by Indian and Filipino parents.
 At the turn of the century (1917 year), my family migrated to Canada. I was very angry of having to move because am
scared of white people and still am. From a very young age, I have been trying to cover my own insecurities
for I have been seeking validation from peoples in the internet all over the globe through their respective
histories, cultures and languages. Although anthropology and human culture is the primary focus of my small
 ignorant mind, in which I type in Google  everyday and copy-paste it to my social media platforms and claim
these copied information as my own (have been flagged a couple of times), other means of erotica studies are
of interest to me as well including political science (BASICALLY, JUSTIN TRUDEAU), psychology (CAUSE i got
 issues with my brown self, small lips and greasy tangled hair), sociology (SOCIAL CLIMBER is my game) – and
 even astrology (BECAUSE I give no value in my faith and would rather put my life in the hands of the sun, moon
 and stars). I ALMOST HELD A degree in International Relations but dropped out and felt that I was smarter than
everyone in the department and went to study about putting on  make up to the deceased and is now pursuing my
training in cleaning peoples' feets at a SPA in Calgary, an ancient North Indian classical traditional cult form.
 I regard my cult and weak faith as the cornerstone of my individuality despite the fact that I cuss a lot and
curse my parents on my Twitter account (@ larajaan --archives).
???A few other things I enjoy are erotic music and tribal dance, brown beauty, personal style and naked fashion,
facial photography (Yes guise, taking selfies is fotography lmao) and filmography (taking videos of the self
 stripping to clothes hauls and snapchat stories is considered filmography ), home decor (faux fur can
 do so much for a bazic turd), good food (and pretending to know how to cook em) and new experiences
(sex , grinding boys, eating boys, forcing boys to watch movies with me on Skype), travel( home-downtown
 mall-home-clubbing-home), literature (Anne's concubine) and writing (involves talking shit about other peoples)
and of course, learning how to fake apologies. While I have a love for erotic world music, I have a special
love for North Indian classical and semi-classical music. My sign is in Aquarius, moon in Gemini and ascendant in
Leo.
???My passion for being pretentions has inspired me to create an excuse for a blog because I always fail
to fool people about all my pretentious interests and being an actual genuine person here in cow town.